"Honey, how many boxes do you need to sell?"
I just have a few questions for you Girl Scouts of America...
How do you LIVE with yourself? I mean shouldn't it be wrong to make a cookie that delicious? Have you no morals? Do you know how glutenous it makes even the most healthy of people? I hope you're happy!
Those stinkin' Samoas ("These are doughnut-shaped cookies with a hole in the center, covered in caramel and toasted coconut, and then striped with chocolate.") just get me every time! I CANNOT resist them! Cat (my HS BFF and Jake Pavelka's personal trainer), can you please help?
Now I'm going to have to get up even earlier to walk off all the calories I consumed in those sinfully delicious Samoas.
I'll be wearing my stretch pants tomorrow.
Thanks ALOT Girl Scouts of America!